Sunday, March 8, 2026

What are the most useless skills people pay thousands of dollars for online?


Most of the things that come with the lure of “plenty of money” for “minimal effort” are useless skills.

Most pyramid marketing schemes fall in this category.

Almost all “work from home” schemes fall in this category.

Do a bit of detective work, before you enroll yourself in any program marketed online.

“Buyer beware” applies not just to the stock market, but to acquiring skills as well.

A good product does not always mean a great stock (see my previous answer below).

In the same way, a good product does not always mean a product is easy to sell.

Before you try to sell products as part of an MLM team, get a job in sales.

Prove to yourself that you are a good sales person, and like being in sales first.

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Minoo Jha
 · 6y
What's something about the stock market you wished you knew earlier in life?
Hi Francisco, You asked, What's something about the stock market you wished you knew earlier in life? Here are some that blew my mind in the early days (the surprises were all related to some foolish notions I had): 4 Foolish Notions I Had About Stocks And How You Can Avoid Them Foolish Notion #1: Great products equal great stocks I used to think if a company made a great product, it would ring up huge sales and net huge profits. What a quaint idea. For a classic example (where experience put paid to that idea) consider Tivo. Tivo invented the DVR. Tivo’s DVR is the #1 DVR in the market. But has Tivo’s stock gone anywhere as a result of it? Type the ticker into the search box at Yahoo Finance and see for yourself. Profits and consequently, stock price appreciation, have continuously eluded Tivo. Lesson to be learned: Don’t equate a great product with a great stock buy. Whether the company is Tivo. Or Vonage (whose product I love and have enthused about in the post 4 decisions I wish I had made earlier). Or Krispy Kreme. Even if you find their donuts irresistible, you may want to read my cautionary post How I Lost A Thousand Dollars on Donuts. Where I confess to foolishly trying to ape Warren Buffett and to one of my most painful and humiliating investing blunders. You don’t want to lose money that way. And you don’t want to lose money by making the mistake of investing in wonderful products that do not have wonderful companies attached to them. Foolish Notion #2: Conglomerates make good investments I used to think if a company had its fingers in many pies – meaning it was a group of companies rather than a single company (usually referred to a conglomerate) – it was a superior investment to a company with just one line of business. Bone-headed thinking! Not only are companies with widely different businesses daunting to manage (think of the Lilliputians trying to deal with Gulliver which explains Jack Black's appearance in this post), shady and shadow accounting is also a much higher risk with them. So if you are invested in one these conglomerate companies, I suggest you keep a close eye on them. And if they decide to break themselves up into different businesses each focused on its own area of strength, say a hallelujah! It’s what shareholders of Fortune Brands are probably saying, now that FortuneBrands has decided to sell its Titliest golf balls business, its Moen faucets business, its Master Lock business, in fact all of its non-core businesses. Once the sales are complete, Fortune Brands (which will be renamed Beam) will be able to concentrate on just one business, its core business: wine and spirits. Lesson to be learned: If you are tempted to invest in a conglomerate, whether United Technologies or GE or Fortune Brands, you should do so in the knowledge that you are being self-indulgent and that a company with a single line of business will usually fare better as an investment. And don’t be surprised to find that sooner or later, the conglomerate itself will come to the same conclusion and move to sell or spin-off non-core businesses. Foolish Notion #3: The Daughter Ship is Not As Good as The Mother Ship Sometimes when a company owns more than one line of business, it will decide to spin off a secondary line of business to shareholders. The spin off might be an automatic spin off. Or it can be one in which you as a shareholder, are asked to choose whether you want to continue to hold all your shares in the holding company, or to exchange some of them for shares in the company being spun off. What should you do? My advice (and I learned this through non-buyers remorse) would be to exercise the exchange option, even if you are nervous that the daughter ship may not do as well as the mother ship. A classic example is when McDonalds spun off Chipotle. Had you declined the offer to exchange some of your McDonalds shares for Chipotle shares, it would have been a serious mistake. Because Chipotle has increased 12 fold since it was spun off from McDonalds. Whereas McDonalds, while being on a tear itself, has only doubled in price. Lesson to be learned: If you are given the option to exchange some of your shares for shares in a company being spun off, always always exercise the option, even if you are a Nervous Nellie about it. You should exchange a small percentage of the mother ship's shares if that's all the courage you can muster. Foolish Notion #4: An Investment is Happily Ever After My post Yoga for Investors aptly sums up my philosophy about investments. I have developed a gritty Till Death Do Us Part determination when it comes to investing. However, I've learned that plans to stick with a stock for better or for worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health don't always pan out. Just as bonds sometimes get called away, I have discovered cherished stocks can also get snatched away from one's portfolio in the blink of an eye. How? How is when a company you are invested in gets taken private. This is what happened to the shareholders of Neiman Marcus (Needless Markup, as my boss Judy used to wryly call it) - when it got taken private in 2005. And this is also what happened to the shareholders of Allied Domecq. Shareholders in Allied Domecq, the company that owned Baskin Robbins, Togos and Dunkin Donuts, were denied the privilege of baskin' in the sunshine of lifelong ownership. Because Allied Domecq sold itself. The Baskin Robbins (reason you might have bought Allied Domecq in the first place if you are like me) and Dunkin Donuts part of the business went to a clutch of private equity firms. The rest of the business (the bread and butter alcohol and spirits business) was sold to Pernod Ricard. And that’s how there was no Happily Ever After for Allied Domecq shareholders. Lesson to be learned: Don’t get too attached to the shares you buy. Private equity and other companies can snatch them away from you at a moment’s notice. Of course M&A doesn’t always result in a Where Did My Shares Go experience. Sometimes there’s the head-spinning (think Linda Blair in Exorcist head-spinning) Whip Lash experience, in which the original shares you bought are subjected to relentless M&A, so much so you get whip lash from keeping pace. For instance, you may start out by owning SBC shares, only to find out your SBCshares have become Comcast shares, only to find out your Comcast shares have become Cingular shares, only to find out your Cingular shares have been rechristened AT&T. This is the Whip Lash experience. The Allied Domecqexperience is different. In the Allied Domecq scenario, you have to bid your shares goodbye as they vanish into some private equity portfolio or get swallowed up by a larger company in an all cash deal (as Skype was swallowed up by Microsoft recently). Since both these scenarios happen quite frequently, my advice to you is to practice detachment from your shares from the get-go. It will save you from heartbreak and acute SWS - Share Withdrawal Syndrome.
As to why, most people fall for MLM schemes again and again, here are my thoughts:

Sunday, March 1, 2026

What steps can someone take to become more humble in life? Is humility something that can be learned, or is it a trait that one is born with?


The thing to do is to meditate on it, and practice it.

Do humble things.


If they are invisible, even better.

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Minoo Jha
 · 8mo
What small acts of kindness are easy to integrate into your every day life?
Hi Brandon, You asked, What small acts of kindness have you tried to incorporate in to your daily life? Here’s one that comes to mind… I used to be very self-centered. I have become less and less self-centered in recent years. I now try to be more aware of situations that affect other people. If I can remove a source of discomfort for other people, through some small action, I try to do it. I am very proud of these small actions. Here’s an example… A few years ago, I went to office on a Sunday evening. I had to go into office on a Sunday, because we had a commissions program that was only available on a desktop computer in my boss’s cube. I went to run this program and generate an output batch to send to my boss. When I went to my boss’s cube, I saw her walking shoes on her desk. The weekend cleaners had taken the shoes from under her desk and put it on her desk to vacuum the carpet. I saw the same sight in the next cube which belonged to another team member. Her shoes, which should also have been under her desk, were on her desk instead. I knew how upsetting it would be for my boss and my coworker to come into office on Monday morning and be greeted by their dirty walking shoes on their desks. So I took the shoes off from the desks, and put them back under the desks. Then I got some cleaning wipes and wiped off the desks. Till today, my boss and my coworker do not know about this kindness. Nobody knows about this small invisible act of kindness. Other than you. Shh……..
Respond in humble ways, even in situations where you are the loser.

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Minoo Jha
 · 2y
How can someone with a negative effect become more positive?
Hi, You asked, How can you turn a negative situation into a positive one? I went to see the movie Winchester with a friend. Seated next to us were 2 people, an older lady and a young man. After the movie started, the lady would turn to her companion every few minutes and speak in a foreign language. This was terribly distracting. My initial thought was to turn to her and say “Could you please stop talking”, or “Do you mind moving to some other seats where we won’t be disturbed by your talking”. But my better self prevailed. I turned to her and said in a soft and neutral voice, “I am not able to follow the movie.” She said, ‘Oh, I am so sorry. The person I am with doesn’t know English, so I was translating for him. I will stop.” This was when I turned the moment into a real growth opportunity. Moved by her predicament, I turned to her again, gave her a comforting pat on the arm, and said, “It’s okay, go ahead and translate, I think I can manage”. And I really meant it. She did not take me up on it. But by recognizing her need and giving her the go head, she knew I cared about her predicament and that’s all that mattered. Yes, this was one time when I definitely turned a negative situation into a positive situation, and I am proud of it, even writing about it now.
Be willing to say sorry, when you are in the wrong. And even when you are not in the wrong. And use big thinking to overcome challenges to the ego.

Because you will find out that you are not as smart as you think you are, as nice as you think you are, as ethical as you think you are, as honest as you think you are, I could go on and on…. In this piece I wrote, I share my own humbling discoveries about myself - I Thought I Was A Flower I thought I was a flower. Silly me. In so many respects, I am still a bud. And have growing to do. In spite of the sunlight. In spite of the soil. In spite of the water. In spite of the many years I have been on the stalk. I am still a bud. In this respect and that respect. In so many respects. I am still a bud. And I still have growing to do. __ That being the case… Be patient with me. Be patient with me. __ I thought I was a tree. Silly me. I now see. I am just a branch. Of a very big tree. Called humanity. It will take some time. To shake off the idea. That I am not the tree. I have to chip away at the bark. That kept me in the dark. That kept me from seeing all this time. That I am just a part. Of this very big tree. Called humanity. __ Which is why, I ask... Be patient with me. Be patient with me. __ I thought I was the ocean. Silly me. I found out I am just a drop. Among drops and drops and drops. In a vast expanse. That's as wide as it is deep. Beyond what my naked eye can see. When I think about that. I pause. And lift up my hands. And express awe. And then some more. At this amazing vastness I was not aware I was a part of. Isn't it amazing, to think. This little drop that's me. Is part of drops and drops and drops. So vast, it's more than my naked eye can see. And to think I have been living in a bubble that was so tiny. I am glad my eyes have opened. But I have to get used to this. __ So please… Be patient with me. Be patient with me.