I Am The Richest Person In America

I am the richest person in America

Richer than Bill Gates

Richer than Elon Musk or Mark Cuban

It's okay if you are going, wait, what, wait.

Richer than Warren Buffett

Let me be even geo bolder

Richer than that Zara fellow and the owners of Ikea

Richer than the Vatican for all I know.

Richer than all the richest kings in history

And richer than the richest queens too

Richer than the richest celebrities

Yes Oprah and Sean Combs - it's true.

Richer than the richest sports women and men

Michael Jordan or Conor McGregor

Richer than Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo

Richer than Roger Federer.

Why am I the richest person in America, dear reader

I'll tell you now my poem is coming to an end

I am richer than everyone in America, and in the world,

Because I am rich in friends!

And so I say thank you to you, past, present, and future friends.

And thank you to family or relatives, who have become friends

I am the richest person in the world, and in history

Because the rich tapestry of your friendships has enriched my life from end to end.

Gracias, Shukriya

Deu borem korum, Danke sehr

Tak, Dziękuję,

Khop Khun Mak Kha

Nanri, Salamat

Shukran, Dhanyavaadhamulu

Arigato, doh jeh

Merci becoup!

P.S. My previous post - Which Friend Are You? Can You Spot Yourself?  is a previous reflection on the rich tapestry of friendships in my life. Since this rich tapestry has no beginning and no end, consider yourself included, even if you don't spot yourself.