Sunday, March 10, 2019

Cynthia Saves The Day


A true story...

The bank teller didn't like women.

Women talked too much.

They laughed too loud.

They changed their minds too often.

Women made big things out of non-events.

Women were always causing problems for him.

The bank teller thought it was just his luck to be a bank teller.

He had to deal with women.

They continuously tested his patience.

He would grit his teeth when, after he had handed a 1000 to a woman, she would say "Oh, no actually can you give me 9 hundreds,  5 tens, 5 fives, 1 twenty and 5 ones."

Or when a woman would say " Oh actually, can I take out half from savings and half from my checking account."

"Yes, of course" he would say, grimacing as he started over.

So of course, it would be a woman who would be behind THE MOST STRESSFUL DAY OF HIS BANK TELLER CAREER.

THE MOST STRESSFUL DAY OF HIS BANK TELLER CAREER started out as a day like any other.

Different customers walked up to his teller window.

Some men.

Some women.

Some deposited money.

Some withdrew money.

There were breaks in between.

The bank teller glanced at the clock.

He knew there would be a sudden influx of customers between noon and 1 p.m. - working professionals who did their bank work during their lunch break.

The customer who caused THE MOST STRESSFUL DAY OF HIS BANK TELLER CAREER was one of them.

She came in at 12:15 and walked up to his teller window when  it was her turn.

"I would like to deposit this money" the customer said to him, sliding a stack of notes into the teller slot.

"Sure" he said, "Name and account number?"

She gave him her name and account number.

He repeated her name back to her to make sure he had the right name and account number - "R....L...……3246792"

She nodded her head.

He counted the money.

After he counted the money, he prepared a receipt for her and then slid the receipt back through the teller slot.

"Here's your deposit receipt," he said.

This is when the trouble began.

The young woman looked at the deposit receipt and said "This receipt is only for 10,000 rupees. I gave you 20,000 rupees."

The teller was taken aback.

"No, Madam, you gave me only 10,000 rupees. I counted it. You watched me count it," he replied.

"No," said the young woman."Impossible.  I came into the bank with 20,000 rupees. Please look on the counter. The other 10,000 rupees must be somewhere there."

"No, there is nothing on the counter, Madam. What you passed me through the window was 10,000 rupees. Look in your handbag. Maybe the other 10,000 is there."

The young woman rummaged in her handbag. "Not here," she said.

"Where is the money I deposited?" she then said to the teller. "Please pass it to me so I can count it again."

"Can't do that Madam.  We have already recorded the deposit and given you a receipt."

The young woman's voice grew a little louder, "I know I gave you 20,000 rupees because I walked into the bank with 20,000 rupees to deposit.

She looked around and saw some familiar faces among the other waiting customers.

They were observing the proceedings with an interested, puzzled look on their faces.

She wondered what they were thinking.

Probably wondering how she, of all people, had made such a large deposit.

"They must think I am involved in some criminal activity," she thought to herself.

Meanwhile, the situation between her and the teller wasn't going anywhere, and he was also wondering what people were thinking of him.

He kept repeating to her "You gave me only 10,000 rupees."

She kept repeating  back to him "I know I gave you 20,000 rupees."

Finally, throwing up his hands, he said, "Excuse me...I have to go talk to my manager about this."

He went to the manager's desk.

Several other bank employees gathered around the manager's desk, interested in finding out more about the developing situation.

Among them was Cynthia, a long time employee of the bank.

She knew the customer personally.

"Let me go speak to the customer.  I know her personally," she told the teller and the manager.

Cynthia approached the customer and said "Hey, Rosie are you sure you brought 20,000 rupees to deposit? Could you have made a mistake?"

"I am sure," she replied.  "The 20,000 belongs to a foreign student who had to make an urgent trip to his country to fetch his fiance.  He gave it to me for safekeeping.  I brought it to the bank,  thinking it will be safer in my account, than at home."

Cynthia said "Rosie, where was the money before you brought it to the bank?"

"In my desk at work. I came straight from there since it was my lunch break," she replied.

Cynthia said, "Let's go back to your office and check if the other 10,000 rupees might still be in your desk."

"Okay," she said, "but I am telling you Cynthia, it is not there. I came to the bank with the full 20,000 rupees."

So they both got into an autorickshaw and they went back to Rosie's office.

On the way, Rosie told Cynthia she had made a horrible mistake agreeing to keep the money for the foreign student. It was a large sum of money, and now half of it was lost.

Cynthia said, "Let's stay positive, Rosie.  Hopefully, the other half will still be in your office."

They arrived at Rosie's office, and Rosie took Cynthia to her desk.

Rosie opened one of the drawers of the desk.  It had some papers in it, but it didn't have any money.

She then opened the other drawer of the desk.

In it was a stack of notes, which looked like what a stack of 10,000 rupees might be.

Rosie looked at the stack of notes.

Relief and utter embarrassment flooded her.

"I must have separated the money into two stacks of 10,000 rupees, and put each of them in a different drawer" she said sheepishly to Cynthia.

"It's okay" said Cynthia, "these things happen.  Let's count it."

They counted it, and sure enough, it added up to 10,000 rupees.

"Good. Now Rosie, let's go back to the bank so you can deposit it" said Cynthia.

"Oh, Cynthia, I am too embarrassed to face the teller and all the other bank folks.  Can you please take it back and deposit it for me?"

"No, Rosie" said Cynthia.  "You need to come back and apologize to the teller. He is known for his accuracy and honesty, so this incident would have been really hard on him.  Plus he doesn't like women, and his dislike of women will intensify, if you don't come back and apologize to him. Please come back with me. I will explain that it was a genuine mistake on your part. Don't worry.  It will go okay"

So feeling very sheepish, Rosie went back with Cynthia to the bank.

Cynthia explained to the teller and the bank manager what had happened.

Rosie then apologized to the teller "I am so sorry. I was sure I had come in with 20,000 rupees."

And so the issue was resolved.

The bank teller was glad THE MOST STRESSFUL DAY OF HIS BANK TELLER CAREER was over, and his name was cleared.

It was a woman who caused it.

But it was also a woman who saved the day.

Cynthia Saved The Day.

This is a true story told to me recently by my sister Rosie.  It is from back in the day when 20,000 rupees was a princely sum of money in India.

Here is the lesson I took from this story... When a customer is wrong, the challenge is to show the customer  they are wrong in a satisfactory way for the customer - that is, in a concerned, helping and understanding way. You have  to get involved in more than a superficial  way to do that, as Cynthia did so admirably,  in this story.

Rosie was very grateful to Cynthia, and remembers her kind intervention to this very day….as,  I am sure , does the teller.

The second lesson I took from this story is that people usually  do not wish to make trouble for anyone  intentionally. They often make trouble for others, unintentionally.  Rosie genuinely thought she had handed the teller 20,000 rupees. It was an honest mistake.

We have to learn to roll with these unintentional troubles and problems that will surely come our way at one time or another.

Happy Woman's Day to all women readers of this post. Here's to forgiving ourselves for our mistakes, laughing at our past foibles, and being proud of all the challenges we have dealt with in our lives, big and small.



Image by alsen on Pixabay 

Sunday, March 3, 2019

The 7 Letter Words

A Scrabble Tale...

The 7 Letter Words thought no end of themselves.

"If we were human, we would be going to Mar A Lago every summer." they said amongst themselves.

When they were played, the 7 letter words preened as if they were wearing Harry Winston necklaces or Royal Oak Offshore watches.

They sashayed onto the Scrabble board, like they were entering an exclusive high end club, sipping champagne out of Paula Champagne flutes.

They were the Collins Elite as far as they were concerned.

Queenie,  Eutaxia, Aurelia, Jazzily, Quizzed.

Adeptly, Bougies, Chutnee…..they went all the way from A-Z…and they were all snooty, all 32,909 of them.

Cliquish, they looked down their noses at all the non 7 letter words in the SOWPODS.

"No game where we don't reign" was their secret handshake.

Unknown to them, a baby would be born whose birth would change everything - and would make the edifice of their claim come tumbling down.

The baby was born to the Titus family, and was christened Eugene.

From the time Eugene could speak, he uttered sounds like ee, zo, and qi.

They were strange and mysterious sounds.

Eugene did not know, but it foretold of his future as The Chosen One – the one who would trash the "No game where we don't reign" claim of the 7 Letter Words.

The definitive event took place in the Scrabble Tournament one MAA Day.

Eugene and Minoo had defeated the other contestants in the initial rounds of the Scrabble Tournament, and were now pitted against each other in the finals.

Minoo had no idea that Eugene was the Chosen One.

All she knew was that there was some very unusual Scrabble play from Eugene.

He was extremely parsimonious in his words, placing on the board the smallest words possible, making it hard for Minoo to score.

And he played away from high scoring spaces, to minimize the chances of Minoo benefitting from those.

"Oho", thought Minoo, as she sized up his defensive, blocking strategy, "two can play at a game".

And so she played the game with the same defensive, blocking strategy.

After every play he made, Eugene beamed a wide all-teeth smile, which could have been interpreted as either angelic or devilish. Minoo could not tell which.

And after every play Minoo made, she was tight lipped and unsmiling.

In those days, if Minoo was sad, happy, or joyful, there was no way to tell from her expression.

She was always poker-faced.

The 7 letter words couldn't believe what was happening.

At half time, not one 7 letter word was played.

At 3/4 time, not one 7 letter word was played.

At game's end, with only few tiles left in the bag, their hopes were completely and utterly dashed.

It was a tight match between Eugene and Minoo.

The score was close right till the very end.

Either of them had the potential to win the game.

Minoo won by the skin of her teeth.

The big loser of this historic game was not Eugene, but the 7 Letter Words.

They went home empty handed - their beliefs shattered, their status demoted, their claim of "No game where we don't reign" meaningless.

They were, to use a 7 letter word…humbled!

This post is dedicated to Eugene Titus and Mira Prabhu, two Scrabble friends who are sadly no longer with us.

Scrabble enthusiasts, can I ask you to raise a glass of water or wine as a tribute to Eugene and Mira before you play your next Scrabble game.

When you do that, I like to think Eugene will beam his wide all-teeth smile from heaven at us, the same smile you couldn’t tell if it was devilish or angelic, except now, we can safely assume it's angelic.😇

Quiz question for Scrabble enthusiasts: What is SOWPODS referred to in this post?