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Q: How to add drama to any moment like Sheldon...
A: You can’t
Sheldon Cooper: This is an auspicious moment. Like Robert Oppenheimer or Neil Armstrong , we need the appropriate words to mark this scientific landmark event.
Rajesh Koothrappali: How about "Die, toaster, die!"?
Leonard Hofstadter: That'll do it.
Rajesh Koothrappali: How about "Die, toaster, die!"?
Leonard Hofstadter: That'll do it.
Q: How to experience awe like Sheldon...
A: You can’t
Sheldon Cooper: I can't seem to get in touch with Amy! I tried e-mail, video chat, tweeting her, posting on her Facebook wall, texting her... Nothing!
Leonard Hofstadter: You tried calling her on the telephone?
Sheldon Cooper: The telephone...!
[pauses]
Sheldon Cooper: No... Leonard, in your own simple way, you may be the wisest of us all.
Leonard Hofstadter: You tried calling her on the telephone?
Sheldon Cooper: The telephone...!
[pauses]
Sheldon Cooper: No... Leonard, in your own simple way, you may be the wisest of us all.
Q: How to get a slip past Sheldon...
A: You can’t
Leonard Hofstadter: Sheldon has a photographic memory.
Sheldon Cooper: Photographic memory is a misnomer. The correct term is eidetic memory, as I've told you countless times, like in May 7th during lunch. You complained your turkey was dry.
Sheldon Cooper: Photographic memory is a misnomer. The correct term is eidetic memory, as I've told you countless times, like in May 7th during lunch. You complained your turkey was dry.
Q: How not to test Sheldon’s patience...
A: You can’t
Sheldon Cooper: Leonard, when that woman moved in three years ago, I told you not to talk to her, and now look, we're going to be late for the movies.
Q: How to get Sheldon to not opinionate about something...
A: You can’t
Leonard Hofstadter: Hey.
Penny: Hey.
Leonard Hofstadter: We're going to the movies.
Sheldon Cooper: No, we're not. We're suffering through an awkward encounter.
Want more of this...watch Big Bang Theory, the hit CBS show for which Jim Parsons (playing Sheldon Cooper) has won numerous awards, including highest individual achievements in comedy, Favorite TV Comedy Actor, best actor in a comedy show. The show is on Thursdays at 8:00 p.m. on CBS.
Penny: Hey.
Leonard Hofstadter: We're going to the movies.
Sheldon Cooper: No, we're not. We're suffering through an awkward encounter.
Want more of this...watch Big Bang Theory, the hit CBS show for which Jim Parsons (playing Sheldon Cooper) has won numerous awards, including highest individual achievements in comedy, Favorite TV Comedy Actor, best actor in a comedy show. The show is on Thursdays at 8:00 p.m. on CBS.
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