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Q: How to insult a judge like Sheldon...
A: You can’t
Sheldon Cooper: Good morning, your honor. Doctor Sheldon Cooper appearing pro se. That means I am representing myself.
Judge J. Kirby: I know what it means. I went to law school.
Sheldon Cooper: And yet you wound up in traffic court?
Judge J. Kirby: I know what it means. I went to law school.
Sheldon Cooper: And yet you wound up in traffic court?
Q: How to insult someone who is Asian Indian (or Chinese) like Sheldon...
A: You can’t
Raj Koothrappali: Hey, you're just in time. We made Tex-Mex.
Leonard Hofstadter: Sounds great.
Sheldon Cooper: Ooh, Indians making Tex-Mex. Might as well have had the Chinese pizza.
Leonard Hofstadter: Sounds great.
Sheldon Cooper: Ooh, Indians making Tex-Mex. Might as well have had the Chinese pizza.
Q: How to insult a policeman like Sheldon...
A: You can’t
Officer Shin: I'm sorry for your loss, but the Pasadena Police Department doesn't have jurisdiction in Pandora.
Sheldon Cooper: That's from Avatar! World of Warcraft takes place in Azeroth. Goodness gracious, how are you allowed to carry a gun?
Sheldon Cooper: That's from Avatar! World of Warcraft takes place in Azeroth. Goodness gracious, how are you allowed to carry a gun?
Q: How to insult a Sultan like Sheldon...
A: You can’t
Sheldon Cooper: I don't see anything in here a woman would want.
Howard Wolowitz: You're kidding! You have lotions, bath oils, and soaps. That's the estrogen hat trick!
Sheldon Cooper: What it is is a cacophonous assault of eucalyptus, bayberry, cinnamon and vanilla. It's as if my head were inside the pajamas of a sultan.
Howard Wolowitz: You're kidding! You have lotions, bath oils, and soaps. That's the estrogen hat trick!
Sheldon Cooper: What it is is a cacophonous assault of eucalyptus, bayberry, cinnamon and vanilla. It's as if my head were inside the pajamas of a sultan.
Q: How to insult a person of average intelligence like Sheldon...
A: You can’t
Penny: Four years I lived with him! Four years, I mean that's like as long as high school!
Sheldon: It took you FOUR YEARS to get through high school!
Sheldon: It took you FOUR YEARS to get through high school!
P.S. Hungry for more? Watch the Big Bang Theory on CBS - Thursdays at 8 p.m.
P.S. 2: As always, thanks for reading and hope your 2012 is filled with laughter and engagement - whether you're a gamer who's into World of Warcraft type stuff, a spa hog who likes estrogen hat-trick type stuff, or a foodie who perks up at anything related to food (such asTex-Mex).
P.S.3: Particles 1,2 and 3 of this series are available for your reading here,here and here.
P.S. 2: As always, thanks for reading and hope your 2012 is filled with laughter and engagement - whether you're a gamer who's into World of Warcraft type stuff, a spa hog who likes estrogen hat-trick type stuff, or a foodie who perks up at anything related to food (such asTex-Mex).
P.S.3: Particles 1,2 and 3 of this series are available for your reading here,here and here.
3 comments:
'Evolution does not favour overly intelligent species, they always bring about their own extinction.', goes a saying.I feel in Sheldon's case,fortune favours him always.
In last night's episode of TBBT, Leonard has convinced Penny to celebrate Valentine's Day with him in Switzerland.
As luck would have it,in the end,it is Sheldon and Penny exchaning V Day greetings in bed.
PS:Thank you for the 'Sheldon Series' posts, Minoo/Desna.
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How do you do it, Aituserk? Come up with these comments - which are always worth reading. You have a gift. Toastmasters needs you.
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